Cade: Mom, Ambree and I are going to play prince and princess and do an organic play for you!
Me: Organic huh, what do you mean by that?
Cade: Oh, I mean romantic!
Cade: Mom can you blow up this balloon for me (long skinny one)
Me: I don't think I can.
Cade: Dad did it before.
Me: Oh, then go ask dad to do it.
Cade: Oh, can he do it and you can't because he is younger than you?
Me: Lol. Oh, maybe. Do you think I am too old to do it?
Cade: Well, I don't want to make you feel bad, but . . .
While getting Ambree dressed for the day. . .
Me: Ambree, these pants are getting too small. You need to stop growing.
Ambree: But I want to grow up!
Me: Why
Ambree: Because I want to marry someone very handsome!
Ambree: I don’t think it was very much fun when I was a baby in your stomach.
Me: Why not?
Ambree: Because I don’t like eating food with your spit on it!
Me: Cade, you have been watching a lot of TV today, so it is time to turn it off.
Cade: At least I have been sitting on the floor though. I do that so I won’t become a couch potato!
Cade: Mom, when am I going to die?
Me: I don’t know, but I hope it’s not for a long time because I would sure miss you.
Cade: well, I have already lasted a long time huh.
Me: Yep, but I hope you last even longer.
Me: Ambree, you need to eat all your vegetables so you can grow up big and strong.
Ambree: But it just doesn't work because I am still small!
Ambree: Mom, when we kill the chicken we need to take out its spirit first.
Me: What are you talking about?
Ambree: Well, we don’t want to eat people, and the spirit is a person.
Me: First of all, we aren’t going to kill a chicken. We will let other people do that for us.
I then proceeded to explain that the spirit automatically leaves when an animal or person dies and animals have animal spirits, not people spirits. Lol!
After Cade threw something at Ambree . . .
Me: Cade, don’t throw things at Ambree, she could get hurt.
Cade: Ambree, you’re not hurt are you?
Ambree: Nope, I still have all my bones and my spirit!
Me: How do you know you still have your spirit?
Ambree: Because I can feel it in my knees!
Cade: (while pushing around 2 baskets full of dolls and stuffed animals) Hey mom, doesn’t this remind you of Octomom because I have so many babies?
I didn’t even know he knew who Octomom was! Lol
